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oli

oli is a stupid asshole with a tiny dick and he puts peanut butter on his little penis and gets his dog to lick it off, oli is also the biggest loser around he is also gay and has no friends, apart from sam he is really cool and a nice guy.
by sickdog1er July 12, 2016
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oli

a very hot latin girl.. with sunburn skin, nice curly light brown hair. She is very temperal and specially inteligent. Very fond of communications and like tall pale boys. If you fin one Oli dont let her go, but be careful people tend to fall very quickly in love with her
Oli: Hello how are you?
Boy: Im fine and so in love with you
by doodielopp December 28, 2005
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oli

a person that always makes you laugh so hard your going to have a seizure.
I can't stand this oli.
by ._Unknown_Person_. January 18, 2021
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oli

a premature ejaculation that was implanted into a bisexual gorilla as part of a nazi experiment in the 50s.frozen in time then born in a test tube in the 80s there remain very few of these hermaphradites alive.easily spotted they are miniature humans with depraved gay tendencies
wow what a freak that dwarf is copping off with my neighbours dog,bet hes a proper oli
by andy ransom June 7, 2004
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oli

brown nosing, fat, stretchy skinned, schitzophrenian, batty, bum hole freak with no mates
dont be such an oli!!
by pezadzchaz November 9, 2008
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oli

oli is such a simp and will do anything to please a girl
is that oli... he’s such a simp
by annabelle the doll June 21, 2020
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Oli

Oli is a sweet guy and the one of the best people you can ever have in your life, he is chill,kind hearted, funny, cool, really smart, strong, the most handsome one compared to his siblings although they all look alike so they are all beautiful but none can get to Oli's level, Oli is a pro at playing the guitar but to get to the piont Oli is a amazing awesome wonderful person.
- I wish I had a friend like Oli, everyone needs a Oli in their life

- Oli is the kind of person people need in life
by _540 July 23, 2015
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