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Olden Dictionary

Website similar to Urban Dictionary, except in that it defines old phrases and sayings instead of slang. Can be used to decipher what the hell your parents are talking about, or to sharpen up for the next grueling conversation with your grandparents.

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I had no idea what my Dad was talking about until I went to Olden Dictionary...
by mewt1900 June 11, 2011
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Olden Spiddle

The excess spit or spiddle expelled from an elderly person's mouth. This most frequently occurs while they are retelling long stories from "back in their day." It has been rumored that collecting this olden spiddle and putting it in your boots will bless you with protection from certain outside threats, however, this has never been successfully proven.
Oldman Miller: Back in my day, we didn't have boots like you do, we had to make our boots from scratch, and we had to use charcoal, but the charcoal would go out before you were done...

Crazy Bob: Get the olden spiddle, put it in your boots!
by The_Hawk August 8, 2009
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Olden shower

When you ring out an adult diaper on someone as a sexual act.
Last night granny gave me an olden shower.
by Dlocbot January 8, 2019
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Öldendörfing

The heterosexual act where two men insert their erect penises in either end of a Chinese finger trap and have a tug-of-war
"I totally just saw two guys Öldendörfing in the alley behind the sex shop!"
by StevieG777 February 21, 2014
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Gibs Ogden

An absolute god like mad lad that will listen to africa by toto for a whole decade and comments everyday to prove it.
Dude 1:Hey have you seen the comments on totos song africa?

Dude 2: Yea they're all bout this gibs ogden dude! What persistance that dude has, who is he? Jesus?

Perhaps two years from now:

Dude 1: Hey when did you get together with your gf and made it official?

Dude 2: On the 276th day of Gibs Ogden listening to africe by toto for a whole decade
by ConspiracyBlade February 6, 2021
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Kozuki Oden

Kozuki Oden is a character from One Piece. He's a Samurai from Wano Country, a member of the Whitebeard and Roger Pirates, and the son of the Shogun. Tall, muscular, and confident, Oden is one of the manliest alpha males to ever exist in One Piece. Not only did he have a harem of women when he was only 15 years old but he also never skipped leg day. He's a powerful, legendary figure, being the only man who Kaido fears. Oden is so legendary that he was put on the same pedestal as Roger (PIRATE KING) and Whitebeard (THE ONE PIECE IS REAL). Oden can be considered as the textbook definition of a himbo.
Person A: Who is Kozuki Oden?
Person B: Sit down. Let me tell you the story of this legend as we are drinking...
by mxikeyy March 11, 2023
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Lizzie Olsen

A hottie who will not be forgottie. She's an amazing actress, a sweet and adorable person, and BEAUTIFUL! She can play any kind of character but really shines when she's a sad superhero. Also she is so hottttt. We love her. We stan.
Cultured Person 1: Oh man I love WandaVision, it's an exceptional TV series.

Cultured Person 2: Of course it is, it stars Lizzie Olsen!
by CaptainFlapjacks December 28, 2022
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