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Old enough to crap old enough to tap

A funny saying, should only be said at the right time..
oh yea top this, Old enough to crap old enough to tap
by diggitty March 23, 2011
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old earth

The mother. A person's mother. The elder wise woman of the family. The Grand mother would be "grand old Earth" for instance.
In the 5% Nation of Islam, the family is identified with the planets of the universe. The Man is the Sun. The child is the Star. The wife or woman is the Earth (Her mind is the MOON). So a person's wife would be his Earth and his mother would be his "old Earth".
"My OLD EARTH is going to watch our seeds when we go our business trip".
by ron spade September 24, 2003
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Old enough to count, old enough to mount

The premise that if an underage girl is old enough to count, she is old enough to have sex with. In most countries though, acting upon this notion constitutes as statutory rape.
"Hey check out that babe over there, she's totally giving me the eye."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."
by Lars Blackman October 15, 2011
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Old Europe

Rather derogative term coined by U.S. Secretary of War Donald Rumsfeld to piss off those Europeans who didn't want to go to war with Iraq.

Didn't work out well, Rummy's shot eventually backfired; as Europeans now see the description with pride as they don't have to go with anything fucking America says.
Jesusland inhabitant: Where ya from?
Old European: Old Europe and proud of it!
by MasterJoe August 13, 2006
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Old Enough

Someone who doesn't want to share their actual age to someone so they respond as "old enough".
Guy- "How old are you?"
Girl- "Old enough."
by lccccc. August 11, 2010
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just a funny saying. only to be used at th.e right time.
how bout, old enough to shit old enough to hit
by Diggitty March 23, 2011
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

A phrase, usually used to be crude, indicating the age by which a girl should be having sex. "Old enough to bleed" refers to the age a girl begins menstruation, usually around 12, but can be between 8 and 16 years of age. "Old enough to breed" means that when she mensrtruates she can have children, but of course she can not have children unless she has sexual intercourse.

Another way to rephrase this is "if she has started getting her period, she is old enough to have sex". Of course in many cultures, a girl is usually under the age of consent when she begins her period, so the result could be statuory rape. However, the female body begins menstruation earlier than the age of consent because years and years ago, humans did not live long, so it was necessary for the survival of the the species. For example, during the Roman Empire, the average life expectancy was 22 years.

Pheromones released during ovulation attract males to females who are able to bare children and cause them to become erect and desire intercourse with the ovulating female, so before civilization imposed restrictions on human sexuality, females would become sexually active when the began ovulating. While this is not a justification to have sex with underaged girls, it does explain why human females are able to have children long before society permits them to have sex.

At face value, the phrase states the obvious truth that once she begins menstruation, she can begin to have children, but as stated above, this is not how the phrases is commonly used.
Overheard at a junior high school party:

"I can't believe you went all the way with Sally, she's only 12!"

"Yeah, well, you know what they say... 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed'. She was hot and horny too, you know."
by BRD April 10, 2006
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