a term describing people or things that are old, whether in a chronological sense or in theory. The connotation can be cast either good or bad light... but it's mostly bad. It's usually used to describe grumpy old people but it can also describe some events and social climates.
I had breakfast at Bob Evans, the ratio of old balls to other people there is about 12:1.
by porch punk June 7, 2011
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Refers to a College senior, and most applicable to a 5th or 6th year senior. Used commonly by Fraternity men in reference to the senior or (in rarer cases) 5th year senior that is still living in the house, or attending classes.
"Man! I can't believe Farbo is going to live in next semester!"

"Yeah man, he's Old Balls.."
by Internet video master July 13, 2006
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A man who is dating, married to, or seeing a woman who is younger than him is called old balls becuase his balls are older then her.
Jenny's boyfiend is old balls, he is five years older than her.
by Gizzy_Champy January 13, 2010
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A person who goes to bed early, has an old man back, horrible hunch-backed posture, and no will for life.
by KelleyPaige November 23, 2008
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A 17 year old woman claiming to have balls, in order to catfish or troll younger/older people.
This is also used to describe stupid or autistic people that a person doesn't like or is annoyed by.
Bro shut up you 17 year old with balls!
You are just a fat gay woman that is pretending to have balls like that 17 year old.
by not lisnix January 6, 2021
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