OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

by Zak May 3, 2003

ohnosecond

The momentary panic that occurs when something irreversible goes wrong. Can also be used to describe something that turns out to be reversible although you were worried at the time it wasn't.

1.Dave sent his girlfriend pictures of himself with another woman, by accident, regretting it an ohnosecond later.
2. I experienced an ohnosecond when i realised my head was stuck between the railings.

by brianriot July 14, 2006

Apolo Ohno

An incredibly gorgeous man; caucasian-asian bad ass speed skater who is the most decorated olympic athelete.

"Did you see how fast Apolo Ohno was skating!!?!"

"OHNO! is what other speed skaters say when they see Apolo behind them."

by apolofan10 February 24, 2010

OhNoTheyDidnt!

Also known as ONTD, it is a community based out of Live Journal that discusses celebrity gossip. Known mostly for it's constant updating and brilliant commentary by users. Similar to 'Pink is the New Blog' and better than Perez Hilton by a long shot.

"I check OhNoTheyDidnt! everyday before class and when I get home. It's to me what crack is to Amy Winehouse."

by HeartONTDsfm January 4, 2009

Ohnoez

-A funny way of saying oh no!
-A person who is mentally retarded may also attempt to use ohnoez.

Example 1: I dropped my ice cream on the floor. Ohnoez. =(
Example 2: Jim: Patty, you're such a retard!
Patty: Durr. Ohnoez!

by Massiee October 20, 2007

Ohno amping

When caught yawning, claiming that you are only allowing more air to get into your lungs to increase your alertness, much like Apolo Anton Ohno does before speedskating races.

Manager - "Smith, stop yawning and pay attention"
Smith - "Sir, I was simply Ohno amping to get fired up for this thrilling 100 page Powerpoint presentation."

by Paulie Jr. April 23, 2010

OhNoble

Some skinny Italian man who likes to play Minecraft and nothing else

Yo what's up my OhNoble

by OhNoble May 12, 2021