A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.
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Get the Whoever Offense mug.A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
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Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
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Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
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Get the trade offer mug.Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
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Get the offense mug.An offensive meme is a branch of internet meme that has no limits or rules, and therefore any criticism that it is subject to is nullified as long as it is branded an 'Offensive Meme.'
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