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Flex Offender

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019
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Whoever Offense

A basketball term made popular by YouTuberChris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.
“Just run whoever offense on him, his defense sucks”
by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021
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What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)

A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!

Little Kid Walks In

Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
by akararules July 6, 2010
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No offence bro...

The greatest insult ever written:

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.

Peace.
Forum user: Am I ugly? Picture included

Forum troll: No offence bro...
by trollprince December 17, 2011
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Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.
"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."
by SWEDL January 19, 2008
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Offendotron

Person/people offended by anything however innocuous inc. jokes and squirrels
"Oooh what an adorable baby, is it a boy or a girl?"
Offendotron: "Why are you asking?! That's so transphobic" #blocked

"I love Nuts in May"
Offendotron:"WHAT?! Why do nuts get preferable treatment for a whole month?? Misogynist" #blocked and #reported
by V-Minx December 22, 2014
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Offendinista

"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.

A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.
What is Karen so upset about?

Nothing. She's practicing for the "Offendinista" award, that's all.
by VinDSL July 9, 2020
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