A town in central Florida.
Some call it Slowcala.
I will have to admit is a slow town.
But all I do is ride 4-Wheelers and junk cars in my backyard.
Ocala, Florida will always be my home sweet home.
Some call it Slowcala.
I will have to admit is a slow town.
But all I do is ride 4-Wheelers and junk cars in my backyard.
Ocala, Florida will always be my home sweet home.
me: i love ocala
kid: wtf i hate this place its so boring
me: then leave ocala now and go somewhere else.
kid: why do you like this place?
me: its my home sweet home
me: only florida rednecks like me like ocala.
kid: wtf i hate this place its so boring
me: then leave ocala now and go somewhere else.
kid: why do you like this place?
me: its my home sweet home
me: only florida rednecks like me like ocala.
by floridagatorsfan678124 March 7, 2009
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a tiny city thats getting bigger and bigger. In central Florida. Some people hate it cause they dont know how to make it fun.
Ocalas not gunna hand you fun. you make fun all you fuckers who call it slocala or hoecala.
anyways.even the drivers are slow and its full of horses. its still where its at. make your own fun and stop whinin bout it. 352 baby
Ocalas not gunna hand you fun. you make fun all you fuckers who call it slocala or hoecala.
anyways.even the drivers are slow and its full of horses. its still where its at. make your own fun and stop whinin bout it. 352 baby
Steve: dude what're we doin later?
Jesus: Gettin straight fucked up is what were doin
Steve: hell yea nigga. dis ocala
Jesus: Gettin straight fucked up is what were doin
Steve: hell yea nigga. dis ocala
by esteban f October 15, 2007
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"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"
by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014
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When you walk into the hall the first thing you would see is some pedo teacher flirting with all the middle school girls.
If you ever get sent here, you're probably gay or your parents just hate you, all the gay students don't make up for all the mullet-having, boot wearing white boys who constantly say slurs.
Never send your kid here, they will hate you, and might brutality murder you in your sleep, it's worse enough that you make them live in Ocala.
Also I can't help but mention how this school mentally affects people, in full honestly the church is probably a cult. Anywho, most kids that end up here graduate from the school or just kts. There's nothing in-between.
When you walk into the hall the first thing you would see is some pedo teacher flirting with all the middle school girls.
If you ever get sent here, you're probably gay or your parents just hate you, all the gay students don't make up for all the mullet-having, boot wearing white boys who constantly say slurs.
Never send your kid here, they will hate you, and might brutality murder you in your sleep, it's worse enough that you make them live in Ocala.
Also I can't help but mention how this school mentally affects people, in full honestly the church is probably a cult. Anywho, most kids that end up here graduate from the school or just kts. There's nothing in-between.
by Hearts4daviddd October 17, 2022
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