Objectphile

Someone who is in love with inanimate objects, this is most common in the Battle For Dream Island fandom and the OSC.

You are all a bunch of objectphiles, it’s just a fucking leaf, jeez.

by luckytaaru December 10, 2020

objectophile

A person who has sexual feelings for an object like a building

A person who has sex wit han object.

Everett is in love with a stick he named Mika, therefore he is an objectophile.

by JD Stein December 15, 2007

Objectophile

An Ohio State Senator who has developed strong emotional, romantic, and sexual bonds with inanimate objects like sofas, loveseats, throw pillows, etc. While Objectophilia has not been classified as a mental illness, it is a sexual deviancy that goes against God.

That JD Vance guy is a objectophile weirdo who likes to fuck couches

by Childless Cat Lady August 1, 2024