The Modus Operandi adopted by those who work for people convinced of their own infallible decision-making prowess, where one gleefully does what they’re told, even though they know it’s misguided, and waiting for the moment when it all blows up in their supervisor’s face. The precursor to schadenfreude. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
Mildred: “I can’t believe the IT Department insists on designing our web site without consulting you, the Graphic Designer, but then expects you to create the lame artwork for it the day before we go live.”
Trev: “I have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. It’ll be a disaster, fo’ shizzle.”
Trev: “I have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. It’ll be a disaster, fo’ shizzle.”
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.
"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"
by Aliel The Heretic March 30, 2020
Obedience training is a term for when a bitch makes you pull out and does not let you cum in and/or on her. Then, one must grab her by the hair and rub her nose in it while smacking her on the head, much like you would a dog that has urinated on the carpet.
Because that slut knew my name and wasn't on the pill, i was forced to take her to obedience training.
by Mr. McPersonality October 16, 2010
The Obedience Fanatic works from the base of a theory which has almost no proven basis in reality-that the government line of events is unquestionably true, and that anyone who questions it is mentally unbalanced. Despite all the lies and cover-ups perpetrated by governments and the powers that be over the centuries, people have always existed who are so steadfast in their trust that all government versions of events are definitive and undeniable that it borders on mental illness.
The Obedience Fanatic has become more prominent recently with the debate over the whether the official version of the events of 9/11 is true or not. There are many people asking questions, yet the Obedience Fanatic simply dismisses questions about the official version out of hand, and labels doubters as lunatics.
by Disgruntled Englishman January 3, 2007
Obedient Sperm Receptacle
An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016
The state of being of an average dog when you have a Slim Jim snack you are about to give them. A state of undivided attention.
by Laguna Pete September 10, 2006
The act of following directions from an authority figure to the nth degree all the while knowing that the effort will yield meaningless/worthless data or results. This is generally accompanied with the smug self-satisfaction of knowing that you have wasted 6 weeks completing a project whose value is zero and being able to tell you boss with a smart-ass grin that you did exactly what you were told.
There are two types of bad employees - one never does what is asked of them - the other only does what is asked of them. A person who practices hostile obedience falls into this second category
by HiWay61 December 2, 2012