Oatmeal Cream Pie

When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.

After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.

After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

Oatmeal cream pie by Derip September 21, 2020

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by voizdy August 10, 2022

Oatmeal Cream Pie

Jacking off and cumming between two oatmeal cookies

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by anonymous May 26, 2025

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

oatmeal cream pie surprise 

The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.

Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

oatmeal cream pie surprise by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008

Oatmeal Creampie 

The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.

Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.

Oatmeal Creampie by sasquatch361 April 4, 2011