The winningest team since 1963. We are committed to excellence. Although we are currently struggling, the Raiders shall rise again. We're the team who racists despise because they are just haters. They can't stand to see a team wearing BLACK, who play in a predominately BLACK city, in front of a DIVERSE fan base. HATERS!!!
Raider Fan: I am a fan of the Oakland Raiders. The greatest team ever!
Panthers Fan: Boy, you ain't knows whats you's talkin' bout. Yal need to come on down fo a downhome swang.
Raider Fan: What are you saying, loser? Why don't you go get yourself an education.
Panthers Fan: Boy, you ain't knows whats you's talkin' bout. Yal need to come on down fo a downhome swang.
Raider Fan: What are you saying, loser? Why don't you go get yourself an education.
by Rayder September 27, 2006
Get the oakland raiders mug.Best football team ever. Most hated team by a bunch of faggot ass motherfuckers. We can give two fucks if you don't like us the whole Raider Nation or the team. Come talk all that slick shit over here in our home (The black whole, the Dark side) and see what happens bitch!
At the Oakland Raiders home game,
Hey how come there aint that many Chargers fans?
Because they're a bunch of scary ass fags
Hey how come there aint that many Chargers fans?
Because they're a bunch of scary ass fags
by Big Mil October 1, 2007
Get the Oakland Raiders mug.A team with the most hated, yet illest and envied fans in the NFL. I, as well as the rest of the nation, am proud to call u a Raider hater when u put a thumb down on this.
"Who are the best fans in the NFL u faggot?"
"Ummm, well Oakland Raiders fans suck, actually I just hate them. I really wish Charger fans could be a hard-core as them."
"Ummm, well Oakland Raiders fans suck, actually I just hate them. I really wish Charger fans could be a hard-core as them."
by iRock skinnies September 1, 2009
Get the Oakland Raiders mug.The Oakland Raiders are the only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater January 12, 2007
Get the Oakland Raiders mug.The Oakland Raiders only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater December 9, 2008
Get the Oakland Raiders mug.The Raiders lost in the 2nd Super Bowl, although it was still to Green Bay. I screwed that up in the last definition, don't know what I was thinking.
by Sports Info July 5, 2006
Get the Oakland Raiders mug.The Oakland Raiders are a rising team in the toughest division in football with the exception of the San Diego Chargers. With a prized young QB in Derek Carr the Raiders are back in the Superbowl conversation.
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