Nitpickery

The high crime of excessive, minute, and unusually unwarranted criticism.

Time to call The Razor, Ponce's being held for nitpickery again!

by indomatt239 September 14, 2008

netpicking

"Netpicking" is a type of obfuscation and/or nitpicking that generally derives from overfocus on tangential or irrelevant aspects of something as posted on the internet.

"Netpicking" is extremely common in internet message board style exchanges where words and images can be misinterpreted (intentionally or unintentionally), and dissected for technical or semantic inaccuracies, flaws, loopholes, or exploitable phraseologies.

While the "netpick" may be well-intentioned and innocent at times, it's more often used as a defense mechanism in flame wars and debates. The purpose is to ignore the greater, more obvious point, and instead redirect the discussion to something that probably shouldn't even be up for debate.

Other forms of the "netpick" manifest as pointles and often cruel hypercriticism based on "online-only" standards of excellence, beauty, competence, etc. held by the netpicker, who is most likely nowhere near a position to be judging anyone else by said standards.

"Fail" vs "Win" mentality is often a symptom of "netpickers", who rely on the buffer of anonymous internet identities to protect them from the constant hyper-scrutiny they heap upon others, merely for the purpose of entertainment through pointlessly negative commentary.

"Fritz totally ignored my point about abortion's effect on society, and started going off about the definition of 'society'! He was clearly just netpicking."

"I don't care if she has sharp knees. She's hot, and YOUR last date had to be crated at the end of the night. Stop netpicking."

by lordjupiter February 9, 2010

Russian Nutnick

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.

I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.

by Minksie February 17, 2010

nutpackets

a scrotum

derived from mishearing "is richard back yet?" to "do you see nutpackets?"

"get out of my room or I will kick your nutpackets!"

by euge January 24, 2006

Nutkickdeficit

This term describes a person which has a negative balance of kicks in the lower genital region. Some scientists believe that kicking where it counts can contribute to adversal improval of cognitive dissonance.

AdotHman: "Wir sollten wertvolle Ressourcen an einem vernichtungskrieg verschwenden, obwohl die ganze Welt uns töten will!"

Literally every sane person:" yo dude why's he speaking that sausage speak? Give him a kick in the balls, that might fix him"

A Nutkickdeficit is a curable condition. To cure it as the name might suggest one needs to get a good forcible foot movement with an upwards motion and an approximate force of 7 Kilonewton to the lower genital region. Operational success is estimated at 99% efficacy

by AdotHman June 3, 2020

nutkicker

One who is skilled in the art of kicking someone in the nuts.

Johnny was comparing me in bed to how his Ex was ion the sack . It was so rude of him so I showed him that unlike her, I was also a nutkicker. That shut his rude ass right up. There was no comparison to that.

by Hula_girlkicksit October 21, 2017

nuspickle

Someone who a lot of people want to be involved with but they are involved with someone who isn't good enough for them. They are usually tall blonde and fit. They only talk when they are extremely happy.

I really wish that girl wasn't being a nuspickle.

by supercoolsarah May 6, 2009