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Nutnard

Noun. Most commonly used as a term of derision when an otherwise generally intelligent person does something stupid. However, the term is perfectly acceptable for use to describe a generally stupid person who does something stupid.
Don't look at me nutnard, you're the dealer as you could plainly see by the 'Dealer' chip right in front of you.
by Blackstacks November 18, 2010
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NutNash

A Mustache Ride from a Naughty, Delicious, Handsome and down right Sexy Man.
I could go for a NutNash Slurpee, Your NutNash rubbed me raw. A man should never have a dry NutNash. You've got something in your NutNash. Can I take a ride on your NutNash.
by naughty-lil-pixie September 25, 2010
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nutnaree

The original name for girls named"natta". A special girl wich would be perfekt as a girlfriend/wife
Omg look at her shes so beutiful she could be nutnaree
by Big Sxxxx December 12, 2016
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nutnado

When you twist your ballsack round and round multiple times, holding until it cannot twist any longer. You then release it, making the sack spin back in to place- just like a tornado
Assmuncher: Yo bro have you tried doing a nutnado?
Faggot: Why, what 𝘪𝘴 a nutnado, Assmuncher?
Assmuncher: My balls did the WHIIIIIIIIIIIIR
by Nothing wrong with Jews May 16, 2018
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Nutnado

When one ejaculates and spins his slanky in circles thus creating a nutnado
Never give a nigga a nutnado
by NutnadoGod March 15, 2019
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Nuttap

When your testicles are struck in such a way that they begin to hurt after several seconds of rising pain, generally accidentally. A nuttap can be self-inflicted, and is usually unintentional, or not the goal of the physical action that prompts the nuttap.

Nuttaps are only such IF the intent of the action was not a full-on assault of the testicle, but rather, a perfectly unfortunate 'tap' of the balls.

Generally, but not always, nuttaps take several seconds before an unusual amount of pain beings to swell from the perfect, and sometimes gentle, tap.
"Ahh shit.. I my dog jumped up on me and nuttapped me."
After I caught the football a little too low, the tip juuuuust nuttapped me, and it's really starting to hurt.
by Kopenich July 24, 2016
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Post Nut Nap (PNN)

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping
"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"
by Your nan and her cat April 28, 2022
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