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Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
by Laker John September 22, 2006
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Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
by Laker John September 20, 2008
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nutbunny

Most often used in the plural (nutbunnies), nutbunny implies:

Noun:
1. Someone who is foolish or immature.
2. A rabbit who enjoys eating nuts.
3. Used to describe someone who is contravening a direct order.

Exclamation:
Can be used as a substitute for expletives.
1. "I can't believe Billy laughed at that sophomoric joke. What a nutbunny."

2. "Joe's pet rabbit sure loves those cashews. By George, he is quite the nutbunny."

3. "Hey, you kids get out of the pumpkin patch! What a bunch of nutbunnies!"

Exclamation: "Damn it, I missed the bus. Nutbunnies!"
by Wheatmaster Fen-Fen October 29, 2007
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nutburger

Someone whose thought process is so different than your own that the only logical explanation you can come up with for what they're saying or thinking or doing is that they're totally bonkers because you just cannot understand their thought process.

It doesn't mean that they are insane, it's just that it's the only explanation that you can come up with because they're so different. How they think is so different from how you think.
"We have a nutburger right down here!"
by snake snake snake June 12, 2017
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Nutbuggy

It's a game, in which, upon seeing a smart car, one man proceeds to strike another mans nuts. Much like punchbuggies, but in the nuts.
"'Holy fuck! There goes a nutbuggy!' Joe said to Fred as he punched him in the nutsack."
by zaleos August 25, 2008
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nutburging

When two guys are fucking one girl and then they fall over and someone busts a nut
Dude I heard Taylor , Logan , and Jim were nutburging last night ( I think Jim is the one who busted
by ..,!idek February 28, 2016
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Nutburger

When someone places your dick in a hamburger. They usually eat it after
Look at my Nutburger!
by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 24, 2018
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