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nutcracker

A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.
I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.
by MrSkeletonpants April 11, 2016
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nutrage

When you go ballistic over some trivial manner in the way your food has been served to you and you then endanger the lives of other people over it.
Cho Hyun-ah went nutrage for serving her a bag macadamia nuts on a Korean Air flight in a bag instead of on a plate. She then ordered the plane back to the gate and ordered me to disembark.
by wombat100 December 14, 2014
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Nutdragon

A gentleman who has his testicles hanging so low, his knees are higher up on him than the bottom of his balls.

Like a flapdragon but on a man.
I was at the gym today and saw someone with a hefty nutdragon get out of the showers! I swear to god he dragged them things across the floor on his way to his locker.
by WiltMichaels February 7, 2020
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Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.
Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.
by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008
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nutcracker

Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.
Do u know who has the "nutcrackers" on the block ?
Did u taste the new "Spongebob" ?
by thebigthrowdown September 7, 2008
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nutbar

A fucking hardcore nutter. Someone you really don't want to mess with. Would probably break a bottle over your noodle, then ask questions later.
'You really don't wanna mess with that guy mate, he's a fucking nutbar'
by richard piper July 1, 2004
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nutballs

used like "Holy Shit execpt nutballs
Greg: bro i slept with his mom over 200 times
Josh: Holy nutballs dude wat da fuq
by vennyweenny October 5, 2023
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