Nurd

When a teenager plays soccer and not football.

That kid is such a nurd.

by TheMapleMoose July 17, 2018

Nurd

A soccer player.

Praise is a nurd.

by TheMapleMoose July 17, 2018

Nurd

ajit is ashit and axon is best

Nurd is heterosexual
penis sucker

by NurdPie April 2, 2019

Nurd

Portmanteau of Nigger and Turd, not to be confused with Nerd.

Something you call someone when their actions or manner causes you severe frustration.

You nurd! I can't possibly comprehend what would possess you to think it's okay to do something like that!

by MistressChing January 7, 2023

Nurd

A way to call out someone for their dorky habits and make it clear you mean no offense by doing so.

-I don't have a problem, I just have nothing else to do aside grinding levels

-You are such a nurd

by QMentDude January 20, 2023

Nurding

The action of using an infant as a single-use fleshlight which you discard of immediately after usage.

Soichiro: Yo JD you wanna go nurding this weekend?
JD: Yea sure I'll bring my baby brother. Can you bring your little cousin?
Soichiro: Sure, she'll make great nurding material.
JD: Bet homie, can't wait.

by MuntingLover82 May 22, 2025

Nurding

When you use an infant as a one-time use fleshlight before immediately discarding of it.

JD: Hey, do you wanna go nurding this weekend?
Soichiro: yea I can bring my lil cousin, she’s ripe for the nurding.

JD: Sweet, wanna meet up at the nursery?

Soichiro: Yep, sounds like a plan, can’t wait to go nurding with you.

by Masterofgorp June 1, 2025