ninjury

An injury incurred while trying to act like a ninja.

Tommy! Put those nunchucks down before you give yourself a ninjury!

by Andrew-B June 3, 2007

Ninjury

Injury sustained whilst in the act of sneaking or attempting to sneak.

When creeping around in dark and unfamliar surroundings it is easy to cause yourself ninjury.

by thebathtubsophist January 10, 2012

Ninjury

When a Ninja gets harmed, burned, cut, or hurt.

Ninja one- Hey man hows your ninjury doing?

Ninja two- Im doing fine now thanks.

by Big Naurt June 11, 2011

ninjury

An injury obtained while playing ninja.

Dude, what is that cut on your arm from?
It's a ninjury.

Did her ninjury really cause her to go to the ER?
Umm, yeah, she got her eye poked out

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by Champion Ninja March 14, 2010

On The Job Ninjury

When you are at your place of employment and are assaulted by a hoarde of (or a) ninja(s) this is referred to as an On The Job Ninjury.

Doug: "Where's Fred today? I didn't see him in his newly bloodstained cubicle!"
Ernest: "That bastard was attacked by ninja's yesterday, hence the blood stains."
Doug: "being a victim of an On The Job Ninjury is awful. this has been a Public Service Announcement..."

by Deadweight01 January 12, 2008

ninjury

(n.) harm or damage done by a ninja

My friend obtained a ninjury over the weekend. He did make it.

by Lamvao September 30, 2007

Ninjury

To be physically damaged by a ninja.

"Sorry boss, I wont be in work today, I have a severe 'ninjury' ."

by Omegatron Hard'mofo'castle September 5, 2011