Nump

1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.

"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"

by NumetalFag July 10, 2009

nump

a word used to in any sentence describe anything at any timt

what the nump is going on?

that was numping awesome!

HOLY NUMP!

I don't feel so nump today.

by chillenchoclate December 02, 2009

Nump

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.

Ah gross I just had a nump!

by Agentm February 15, 2006

Head numping

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

by Franks friend January 16, 2022

Nump King

One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.

Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"

Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"

by JONBOY June 11, 2003

NUMP/NUWT

Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.

Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/NUWT.

by moi October 16, 2003

Nump

A floating small creature that originates from the Skin Dimension.
(something me and my friends came up with)

I just saw a Nump around here somewhere.

by justonedog February 20, 2022