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Eggs of Numbing Inevitability

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.
"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"
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nambling

Participle version of 'namble', itself backformed from 'nambler'. To be in the way of, or actively engaged in molesting kids.
I'm a nambling man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA

Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.
by Lord Grimcock April 29, 2008
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numbing

the act of completely losing all touch with the real world by subjecting yourself to mindless,wasteful activity (often over the course of several hours) that often results in loss of brain cells and temporary conciousness. activities that qualify as numbing are: text messaging,being on myspacefor over six hours straight, guitar hero, video games, computer solitaire, and/ or any electronic device that a digital immigrant cannot operate.
Numbing causes you to lose all touch with reality. For example, if one where to call your name while "numbing" you wouldn't respond period. However, after the numb session, all consciousness would be regained and you were address the person that called your name.
student 1: man, i am so tired. i am gonna fail this test! i didn't study at all!

student 2: me neither, i wanted to study but instead i was numbing for five hours on myspace. and the funny thing is, is i wasn't even doing anything on it! i finally stopped because my eyes were watering so bad and i black out for a second. it was four in the morning!
by Molly!!!! July 13, 2007
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nubling

The grandson of a n00b, and further the son of a nublet. One who is a nubling ranks very low in life itself. nublet
Boy, that guy who tried to beat me is quite a nubling. I feel sorry for him.
nublet
by john castrofie May 13, 2005
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Mind Numbing

The making of one's mind to feel numb, usually incurred by something either horribly boring or stupid. In the same way that your hand may go numb should you lay on your arm too long, and cut off blood circulation, the mind goes numb if you cut off relevant information for an extended period of time
I was listening to Fox News' mind numbing propaganda and nearly lost my mind today.
by TCT January 16, 2008
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Numbing for Strange

The act of sitting on your hand to numb it up in preparation for masterbation
Tim: Jon why is Juan always sitting on his hands on these camping trips
Jon: He is Numbing for strange you know he has not gotten any in a while.
by Dillsnick September 23, 2010
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numbing

When you are so drunk that you cannot feel anything; you cannot feel your face or tongue, and if someone slaps you, then you are completely invisible to it
Jordan: "I have had so much to drink that I'm numbing. Slap me"

Charlie *slaps Jordan* *realizes that Jordan doesn't feel anything after the first few slaps "Damn you are numbing"
by Charlie Evans January 26, 2008
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