Number Three

When you have extremely bad diarrhea or thin watery feces. It is often the cause of spicy food and Taco Bell.

"Hey, can we go I have to pee...?"
"Dude, don't be a fag, go in the trees."
"...from my ass."
(Number Three)

by nirog January 4, 2009

Number three

As we know all know, this is definitively defined as a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go I gotta take a number three, That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Dutchie83 September 27, 2022

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 1, 2022

Number Three

When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.

Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.

by VegSXEBassist August 17, 2007

number three

referring to a human female's menstrual session.

"...you seem cranky, do you need to go make a number three?

by SpiderMAH May 3, 2009

Number three

When you throw up so hard that you vomit your digested shit

That stomach bug have me number three, not fun

by Exumist October 15, 2019