number three

doing a pee and a poo

Cody: Mr Brown
Mr Brown: Yes
Cody: Can I please use the bathroom
Mr Brown: RU taking number one or number two?
Cody: Number three

by Power476 July 25, 2020

Number three

Wee, pee, urinate.

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number one, tickle my bum

Number two, do a big poo

Number three, go for a wee

Don't drink too much before bed you'll have to go number three in the middle of the night

by Jazpur October 29, 2011

Number three

Rhyming slang for wee or pee (urinate).

Same as 'number two' is rhyming slang for poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two or number three?

by StephenSLR August 24, 2011

Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 09, 2013

Number three

Mixture of pee and poop - diharreah.

Number one - Pee
Number two - Poop
Number three - Diharreah

by holymoley222 December 22, 2013

Number Three

When you have extremely bad diarrhea or thin watery feces. It is often the cause of spicy food and Taco Bell.

"Hey, can we go I have to pee...?"
"Dude, don't be a fag, go in the trees."
"...from my ass."
(Number Three)

by nirog October 09, 2007

Number three

As we know all know, this is definitively defined as a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go I gotta take a number three, That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Dutchie83 September 27, 2022