Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

by Sexydimma November 8, 2012

nottingham high school

fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.

#swampratsgay

nottingham high school is ass

by actuallyfuckingdieyouwhore January 13, 2018

Notti Osama

Notti Osama was an up-and-coming 14 yr-old drill rapper from Harlem, New York, specifically from the Sugarhill area. Notti went viral for making songs with his brother, DD Osama, and his friend, Sugarhill Ddot. Notti was stabbed in a train station after an altercation with one of his opps. This is where the viral TikTok trend, Notti Boppin, originated. In the dance, users are seen punching the sides of their hips to mimic his stabbing to a song called Notti Bop by Jenn Carter, Kyle Richh, and TaTa. (Please do not participate in this trend as it is pretty disrespectful both to Notti and his family.) This kid had his whole life ahead of him, and he had some bars. If you'd like, listen to his song with his brother, "Dead Opps".

" Notti Osama, rest in paradise. You had your whole life ahead of you, my nigga. E4N"

by An Actually Helpful Person December 27, 2022

Notter Pop

Any off brand Otter Pop (the delicious popsicle like dessert).

Keefer: You can grab an Otter Pop if you would like.
Arkansas: These aren't Otter Pops. These are Notter Pops.
Keefer: Well they are still delicious!

by Arkansas July 7, 2007

nottool

n-aw-t-oo-l (n.) One who people say is a tool, and is being used, but knows that it's happening. These people can either do nothing to help their nottoolism, or they just might not care. Whatever it is, they are very different from the average tool.

(They may also be a nihilist, an elitist, or they're crazy.)

"While the kids at school believe that Johnny is just a tool, what they don't realize is that he is, in fact, quite the 1337 h4xx0rz and is turning the proverbial tables by, in reality, nottooling those sorry n00bs."
"I am just a player, because I just nottooled those kids at school. I am God."

by LOLJUSTKIDDING January 9, 2008

notti osama

notti osama is a drill rapper also known as dd osama’s brother ! he is the finest out of all three i said what i said , fight me if u disagree .

-they’re all cute though ..

Random- Notti osama music trash asf

Me- bitch ! notti osama music is fire asf , E4N !

by itsmeeeyoo October 18, 2022

Nottingham

A city in the EAST MIDLANDS. Get it? Not the north for all you Southerners who have never seen life north of London, MIDLANDS.

A- I'm from Nottingham
B- Oh yeah, that's in the north right?
A- Its in the east midlands you cunt

by Jojo_x July 4, 2009