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Botchy Notches

A group of women whose autocorrect on their phones came up with this phrase. In turn they used it to form a group of women that claim to be of higher standard than others.

The higher standard can only be proven on internet forums, since there is proof of them in real life.
This women of Botchy Notches are not the original Notches. It was already made up before they came along
by lovescrewinground August 16, 2011
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Notches

A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.
Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.
by Kaylee Hofstetter June 10, 2010
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botchy notches

Botchy notches think they are the shit, but really they are douche canoes.
by bakphatbetti August 12, 2011
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Rest Notches

Sphincter muscle indentations left periodically on a long and large diameter bowel movement due to resting during the defecation process. Usually occurs after long stints of over eating or holiday meals.
After the feast yesterday, there were at least four rest notches on that giant loaf I pinched this morning!
by Big John Bud May 19, 2006
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Notcher

The anatomical area that is not yet balls, and not yet arse.
AKA Perineum or barse.
I was fell astride a wooden fence, doing serious damage to my notcher.
by Mayo Paddy Whack December 7, 2020
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Notcied

The thing you get on your birthday cake. And it's Coraline related.
"HOW COME NO ONE NOTCIED THE DETAIL HERE IN THE MOVIE CORALINE?!"
by Nick Samon August 29, 2021
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belt notcher

A defecation, so grand and voluminous, that it requires you to adjust your belt one notch down.
Mike: I just dropped a real belt notcher. I now feel a deep emptiness inside me.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.
by MBison October 25, 2017
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