Nope don’t remember didn’t happen

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018

noped

Noun: A moped that doesn't go.

My moped is buggered - it's a noped.

by Fishyrich April 28, 2015

Wombles Noses

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles

Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

nope rope

n. a snake

"I'm not going anywhere near those fucking nope ropes dude those scare the crap out of me."

- Indiana Jones (paraphrased)

by blackfox026 November 7, 2016

Nope train

The nope train is a train you take when you see something that scares or extremely disturbs you. When things like this happen you simply say: "that you are taking that nope train".

Person:" hey, is that a spider on you"
Me:" nope,nope taking that nope train to nope land!"

by Randybutternubs October 11, 2014

noped the fuck out

Leaving when you don't even want to TRY to handle the situation.

I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.

by happycookie August 21, 2013

lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"

Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!

by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008