noobie snax

1. n. the act/s of practicing or warming up before playing a video game against other, by playing against lower, less-expeirenced players, (i.e. noobs or noobies) EX: "eating noobs alive" - simply just beating them senseless in a game, without much effort or determination, showing your superiority in skill and expeirence.

Before playing matchmaking on Halo 2, my friend, Alex, and I ate some noobie snax.

Because of previous noobie snax, I was able to win the tournement with ease.

by Dual Fury April 22, 2006

NoobiestNoob

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under

1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence

by PicNikPic May 28, 2011

Noobie

A person who is new at playing an online game and/or is bad at it.
also see noob,nub,nublet,nooblet,/\/00|3

gamer a:WTF you are soo stupid you use an AWP.
gamer b:Shut up you noob

by fallen hand of god November 23, 2004

Noobie Cakes

One that is new at a game, but for some strange reason, they like to eat cake while they play, despite getting owned by everybody

or....

your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair

why the hell are u eating that fucking cake while u play this game, its only making u worse, u damn Noobie Cakes

or....

Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...

by TreyBomb May 4, 2006

noobie

One who is new at performing an action.

sp0rk is a noobie at worddick gob/word

by H3X April 9, 2003

Nombie

A person, who due to extreme hunger, has been reduced to a zombie-like state. Those attempting the Atkins diet are highly susceptible as their intake of carbohydrates is extremely limited. They can often be heard moaning for grains.

Thing One: Hey buddy, how's that Atkins diet treating you?
Thing Two: GRAAAAAAAINS....

Samuel L Jackson: I'm so hungry that I could DEMOLISH a Denny's right now...
Keanu Reeves: Whoa... a nombie.

by Prof Khaos July 9, 2010

noobie

Derived from infantry slang, Vietnam war era.
Originaly "new meat" and refered to new troops fresh to the field. Sometimes shortened to "noo bee".
"Short timers"(those ready to head back Stateside) and "two digit midgets" (under 100 days left)considered them dangerous or a jinx.

Stay off the noobie, he's gonna go home early.

The noobie was fixing to dee-dee-mao when that shit hit.

by stonehouse October 31, 2007