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noob cannon 

In Counterstrike it is the auto shotgun, AW/M or AWP (especially in old versions of the game, where you don't have to aim even relatively close to someone to snipe them), it is toned down in newer versions. Even though the AWP is the best weapon in the game you can't ever use it or you will be branded a noob.
-=COPKILLA1=-: OMG that noob fuckin shot me with his noob cannon!!
-=COPKILLA2=-: wat a fuckn noob
-=SenorCAP-A-COP=-: i hate CS
noob cannon by teh best evar January 12, 2004
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Noob Cannon 

A weapon in most Military First person shooters out in the gaming world that involves no skill or gaming ability to use.
OMG!! I just got n00bed by the noob cannon user!
Noob Cannon by TheOutKast June 14, 2005

noob cannon 

A cheap ass weapon favoured by noobs in First Person Shooter games, as it is easy to use and can kill without much effort.

In Delta Force 4 Task Force Dagger, the noob cannon would be the OICW in its semi auto 6 shots per clip grenade launcher mode.
noob with OICW: HahaHAh i PwN u alL u FiCkerS!!!111one
pro using a real gun: Wtf man have you ever fired a real gun besides that noob cannon? No wonder you play GSUS and other CQB maps only.
*the pro aims his M4A1SD*
*the noob's head goes pop*
noob cannon by DFtfd pwns October 1, 2005

noob cannon 

a gun that most noobs use and get cheap kills with, like the ppsh in Call of Duty
omg noobs stop using the noob cannon!

Call of Duty: omg russian noobs get a real gun

noob cannon 

In Americas Army it is the RPG-7. It just blows up anything it hits or in the general area. It is also called the "ROE Cannon" because it has a tendance to TK. If you stand behind the person shooting you will die and the explosion radius is so high that it will probably get teammates.
Player was blown up by DysfunctionalFORCE's rocket
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player1
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player2
Player 2: Wtf n00b cannon.
noob cannon by Dysfunction January 10, 2004

Noob cannon 

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.
Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.
Noob cannon by Non noob420 October 26, 2009

noob cannon 

The Fuel Rod Gun from Halo
BOOM!
1337 Sniper was pwned by killer_88's noob cannon
noob cannon by Arrow January 10, 2005