pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

by Emzillagon October 3, 2020

there's no need to act the faggot

A polite way to offer some sound advice to a man acting in way not perceived to be masculine.

Bro there's no need to act the faggot. People get beaten up or worse for that.

by de-pube September 20, 2022

no need

casual "You're welcome." as in "There's no need to thank me. It was my pleasure."

"Thank you so much for dinner. The food was great."
"Hey, no need."

by Yordi E September 22, 2008

No need for a 79

A bookface page set up by realistic 4wd enthusiasts to discuss the shortcomings of the Toyota 79 series. Unfortunately the page has been flooded by narcissistic fools that own a 79 and try and mansplain why their poorly finished “truck” with all associated regalia including 5 poster bull bars, KW mudflaps, mismatched wheel tracks and the last decades grenade engine, is actually better than a Mahindra all while telling you’re poor because you’re smart enough to not buy one.

Hey bruh, screw those poor losers on No need for a 79I! I just sold my house to buy this sick rig. Check out my Insta handle, Showpony_muppet.79 for the game changing build!

by Tellno_lies February 7, 2021

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005

Nonecdote

A brief story that contains little of interest for anyone but the teller. Similar to anecdote, but completely useless without context and references that would take too long to explain and which would be too boring for anyone to care about.

This guy I know told me a nonecdote about some stupid game he used to play because I mentioned Radiohead. Something about a player character named Thom Yorke. Sometimes I wonder why I bother...

by xMercury69x October 22, 2008

Matt Nonced

to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.

"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"

by Mr Ngog December 9, 2009