Jeremy Nobler

Noun: The act of engulfing ostrich eggs using your vagina

i was at the zoo yesterday when i decided to jump in the Australia Exhibit and "Jeremy Nobler", it was orgasmic.

by 12$ December 15, 2009

Cob Nobler

Somebody who acts smart but is stupid. A complete dumbass.

Scott Donavan's a cob nobler

"Shut up cob nobler"

by Eric Montgomery May 9, 2006

nobbler

Vibrator

10 inch ribbed black nobbler

by cheb master July 17, 2003

nobbler

Slang term for Condom

In the British TV series they referred to a 'Ribbed Nobbler' and they were obviously talking about a condom. Well, it was blokes talking.

by Kenh May 17, 2007

NobleReign

A Roblox developer
He is popular because of Bus Simulator
efeuc is best driver

someone:hey have you heard of NobleReign and his game Bus Simulator?
me: Of course he is not so popular but good (bad)!

by IIep4uk September 22, 2018

Noombler

A person who doesn't know what a "noombler" is.

P1: You Noombler!
P2: what is a noombler?
P1 lol u don't even know what a noombler is.
P2: no seriously, what is it

by crewly June 22, 2019

cock nobbler

Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)

San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.

To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.

This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.

Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.

by zickhyt June 18, 2011