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nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god
by findthecure21 March 21, 2019
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noonan

Something shouted in order to distract an opponent in a sporting event or other contest which requires skill to set up or execute a shot, most often heard in golf games (especially miniature), but also heard when playing pool or darts. From the film Caddyshack, when fellow caddies taunt Noonan in the hopes that he will miss a critical putt.
Noonan! Miss it, Noonan! NNNNNNooooonan!
by lp1222 July 25, 2006
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Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.
Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.
by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010
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Mike Nolan

To be a council man today and a sick cunt tomorrow.
You hear about that council man?
Yeah he'll be a mike nolan tomorrow.
by jsksh November 1, 2016
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Nolan Westlake

The most homielicious homie a guy could ask for. Is always mega cute.
Hey look! That cutie right there is Nolan Westlake, the most homielicious homie out there!
by Scott Crem November 28, 2018
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nolan ryan

Lynn Nolan Ryan "The Express"
The best strikeout pitcher who ever played baseball. With a career that spanned 27 years, The Express became known for his blazing fastball (known to be 104 miles per hour at times) and incredible endurance. As a young pitcher, Nolan Ryan seemed to be doomed for mediocrity, but in latter half of his career, his amazing strikeout capability and capacity to throw no-hitters ensured his place in the Hall of Fame. As a win's pitcher, Nolan Ryan is one of the few members of the 300-wins club, and nearly had as many wins as losses (324-292), however, his 5,714 strikeouts is a record considered by many baseball fans, as untouchable.

Nolan Ryan also achieved fame in his fighting ability when the mound was charged by a batter, as is evident in a famous fight against Robin Ventura, who was 26 years old when he charged a 46 year old Ryan after being nailed with a fastball. Ryan put him in a headlock and punched him repeatedly.
Nolan Ryan is the all-time leader in strikeouts in Major League Baseball.
by N.A.P. July 14, 2006
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Nolan Gage

Nolan Gage: A Model, Blue-Green Eyes, sharp jaw, male. Known to be the most handsome; Incredibly loyal, and selfless. Very intelligent but modest about his proposals. A leader. Respected to the highest degree without request. Fun, exciting, and adventurous loved by all besides whom are jealous; Mystical eyes, beautiful skin, perfect teeth and muscular body. Loved at first sight by most women. Nolan Gage is very trustworthy and respectful. The softest kiss. Athletic and a man of winter and mountains. Usually the best at what he does. He has crazy ideas, and loves adventures. Most fun person you’ll meet. Unforgettable memories will be made with a Nolan Gage. An amazing friend. When you meet a Nolan Gage don’t be fooled... he is more than he puts himself to be. Tries to blend in. Usually of Royalty and wealth. He will try his hardest to help you when your in need, no matter what he will never leave your side. A Nolan Gage is the most prefect man you could find...so if you find one, you’ll never forget him even if you try.
“Hey Gage!”

“Hey Nolan!”

“Hey Nolan Gage *last name*!”
by Stanley-Merriam Webster April 19, 2019
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