A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags July 14, 2011
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taken from the great classic film "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". Just a great site when you're telling a fact that's obvious, but you want to let people know that you're not certified to say such a fact
Wow, look at that bug. I mean, i'm no doctor or anything, but that looks like some kind of ant or something.
by El_Scorcho September 5, 2003
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Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.
Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.
Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.
Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.
Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.
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Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
by elwags November 23, 2011
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