NME 

acronym for "narcissistic myopic egocentric," used to describe an individual who exhibits narcissistic, myopic and egocentric traits. Pronounced like the word "enemy."

Q: How many NMEs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they have to wait for the whole world to revolve around them.

NME by Neonietz March 29, 2015

NME 

Need a monster to clobber dat der Kerby? Well, NME has got you covered. They have a wide variety of monsters for just that reason. Even if you don't need one, by the time you're done talking with their salesmen, you'll sold on whatever it is they're trying to sell you.

We own NME so much money that they be sending tax collectors after us.

NME by Your right hand man March 8, 2019

nme 

Short for "enemy".

The nme base is locked down tight.
The nme is breaking through
I killed the nme spy, all clear.

nme by Argh July 6, 2003

NME 

NME is the indie bible. Consistently brilliant journalism and the best source for discovering new music.

"God bless the New Musical Express"

NME by Findrie September 1, 2005

nme 

Naughty Male Erection

Stop looking at that nme, so dirty!!

nme by Bobsnob March 18, 2008

NME 

A great magazine with mostly indie music in. It's not like Smash Hits as it has decent music in. It's been running for over 50 years and people of all ages read it. In other words it's not just for 11 year olds trying to be cool. It's till seen as a bible to the music lover.
It stands for New Musical Express.

I buy the NME every week!

NME by QueenOfThePixies April 14, 2006

nme indie

Someone who solely bases their music tastes on whats hot in the nme and calls themselves indie, then typically writes all these bands on their myspace in an attempt to be new and cool rather than backcatoluging through other genres of music.
favourite bands include: klaxons, hadouken!, the young knives, metric, les incompetents, vincent vincent and the villians, and any bands that havent quite reached the mainstream yet, but are publicised in nme. usally dont own any of these bands albums but have downloaded one of the tracks from limewire. generally doesn't buy any clothes unless their from topshop/topman.

person 1: AH raw have you heard the new young knives song!
person 2: Shup you nme indie!

nme indie by Atomic Face December 6, 2006