by mytch May 5, 2007

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by Kalikedeshi November 23, 2013

A woman who hides how freaky she is. If you discover her and you are a freak yourself never ever give up on her. She will make your fantasies and your dreams come true.
Bill: So Tim I heard that you and Lexi enjoyed a bit of alone time together. So what happened?
Tim: *mentally freezes with pleasure from remembering last night* She is such a sexy fucking ninja...
Tim: *mentally freezes with pleasure from remembering last night* She is such a sexy fucking ninja...
by Goddess lover May 10, 2011

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019

(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"
by BlowholeJoe June 28, 2023

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017
