Nikolaj

He is the most handsome and well trained guy you will ever see and he would easily beat Andrew Tate in a kickboxing fight even tho Andrew Tate has a nice Bugatti, btw Nikolaj has the biggest shlong you will ever see!

Is Nikolaj still getting straight A:s in school?
Ofc he is.

by Anders Tate September 14, 2022

A Nikolaj

Waking up on a school day but ends up falling asleep again

Bro, I just did a Nikolaj.

Omg not again, bro! You have too much absence

by Brockianer April 11, 2019

Nikolaj

This person is a living legend.

"that person is a living legend"
"just like nikolaj!"

by lovepeaceninja April 23, 2018

Nikolaj

Nikolaj is a fat serbian cunt.
His spare time is made up over stalking girls and smashing the teeth in of anyone who disrespects the dentist
He is a qualified dentist and will chip your skull if you chat bare shit
Next time you are in Serbia thank God that the dentist is not around or he will rape your teeth

Nikolaj is the dentist and he will cave your skull in

by Big bastard bill February 22, 2019

Nikolaj

It's a european boy name. The person is quite possibly gay, but doesn't know yet. Very shy, but loves to talk about himself. Often tall and thin.

"Who's the quiet creepy guy in the corner?"

"Oh, it's just Nikolaj"

by firstsupercoolkid February 3, 2015

Nikolaya

Nikolaya is a gorgeous girl, with the voice of an angle, but sometimes she can be too emotional. I believe that Nikolaya has big boobs. She is nice, smart, kind person, she won't let others harm her friends.

"Hey, do you know the new girl's name?"
"Wait, that one with big breast?"
"Yeah, she is so pretty!"
"I will ask her out today, and her name is Nikolaya."

by Caroline Caffrey June 5, 2019

Nikolaj

a name everybody pronounce wrong

Jake: Hey! How is Nikolaj doing?

Charles: No, it’s Nikolaj!

by anonymous September 8, 2020