Nikolai'ing

To describe someone doing batshit insane things

My friend is Nikolai'ing and being a fucking idiot.

by HAHAHAHA I AM BAD AT SLEEPING February 15, 2023

Nikolai Gogol

A hot, Russian clown
Is a terrorist but that doesn’t stop everyone from loving him

Person 1: Nikolai Gogol is so hot
Person 2: Who’s that?
Person 1: 😏 someone from Bungou

by Yokomizo December 30, 2020

Nikolai Fraiture

A beautiful and very polite young man who wnjoys playing the bass-guitar in the New York city band The Strokes. Nikolai does not enjoy talking.

Nikolai quietly peered at Julian from behind the shower curtain.

by Jade October 14, 2003

Nikolai Fraiture

Nikolai Fraiture plays bass in the great band the Strokes. Most (female) Strokes fans squeal over Fabrizio or Julian, but some, more intellectual fans, are attracted to Nikolai. He has THE greatest smile ever (watch the Someday video), and is the least wild 'n' crazy of the band, but THAT'S WHY HE'S THE COOLEST!

"I have decided to keep my braces..."
"Why?"
"Dude, have you seen Nikolai Fraiture's teeth?"

by Pretty Good Lookin' Girl May 11, 2004

Nikolai Fraiture

Talented bassist from The Strokes. Dresses alot nicer than any of the other band members with things such as 50's pants and shoes. Plays a Fender Jazz Bass and a Rickenbacker. Is often hard to notice during performances because of his calm nature. He is always calmly standing in one spot playing his bass even during the most energetic songs.

Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: Who is that mysterious, quiet man with the Bass?

Fan: That is Nikolai Fraiture, he is a better bassist than you are.

Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: I see! Who is that extravagent man with the bobbly afrow?

Fan: That is Albert Hammond Jr. he is the opposite in terms of energy, to Nikolai Fraiture

by McPierre July 6, 2006

Daddy Nikolai

Another name for a pap smear.

Bob: Jane how was your trip to the gynecologist?

Jane: It was alright, he did a daddy nikolai and took some blood samples. Other than that, everything else is okay.

by silentthread June 15, 2010

Nikolai

A sweet-talking brainiac who could probably talk his way out of any situation. He’s a bit of a show off, but his confidence is admirable. Underneath all his cockiness, he’s secretly the world’s biggest sweetheart. He’s obsessed with history, Teslas, Elon musk, video games, and Chick-fil-A (understandable). Claims he’s too busy to read a good book even though he sleeps throughout the day. Pushes himself WAY too hard, but is successful because of it. But most importantly, he’s the cutest person alive.

Nikolai, go to bed!!

by TotallyNotTessa May 19, 2018