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oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day 

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.
“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

Nicola Sturgeon 

The best person in the world, first minister of Scotland and oh dam is she fine, everyone and their Nan wants to shag her.
Person “did I tell you what happened last night”
Person 2 “ no what did you do?”
Person “me and my Nan had a threesome with Nicola sturgeon”
Person 2 “omg you are so lucky”
Nicola Sturgeon by Baywatch March 31, 2021

Nicola.STW 

Nicola, a very aggressive animal towards other animals and also super protective in the face of his bottles lined up, very dictator like a pack leader towards his own herd, another flaw towards girls tends to be much more important towards them to seem more. And another thing not very devoted to religion
Nicola.STW by vittxo August 30, 2020

Nicole(s) 

Shes like an angel, everyday I think about her. She's perfect, she's like super funny, I love her so much. Anyways she's a fucking goddess!
Person 1: Bro I love Nicole(s)
Person 2: don't we all?

Me; STFU YALL SHES MINE
Nicole(s) by finn.r0m May 22, 2022

stiff Nicola 

The same as a stiff Nicolas…

Instead of kicking a male dog in the nether regions and sneezing, a stiff Nicola is kicking a female dog in the nether regions and sneezing.
“I’ve just stiff Nicola’d my dog
stiff Nicola by ROGEREDDDD March 13, 2024

anna nicole smith

Dude, stop calling my celly asking me for Xanax! Don't you know the fucking pigs are tapping my phone? Next time, just say you need to hang out with anna nicole smith, ya doofus. Save that overly obvious telephone terminology for when you're calling a sketch pad.