Maurice Knickerbocker

epic swag person who is epic

god I love Maurice Knickerbocker

by Maurice Knickerbocker January 12, 2022

knickerbocker

A total cheapskate, especially when it comes to making sure to use every possible coupon and special offer--from our Dutch heritage and longtime association with Scots (Presbyterian) churches.

Washington Irving used our name in his satirical writings and played on the stereotype of cheapness, but ironically it wound up being turned right around into a sort of icon of upper-crust New York society! Don't be fooled by Ward McAllister's Four Hundred; a true Knickerbocker would never waste the bucks on the attire required to enter Mrs. Astor's ballroom.

Look, you can afford the cover charge, don't be such a knickerbocker about it.

by Not R February 3, 2010

Knickerbocker

When a woman takes a man's testicles, places them in her cleavage, and then proceeds to slap her tits together creating a knickerbocker.

Man: Wait, what are you doing?!!!!

Woman: Something I learned in art school! It's called the knickerbocker!

(Strange knocking noise)

by Rodkimble321 July 17, 2011

The Knickerbockers

When you've got problems, e.g the shakes, your stomachs rumbling or an illness. Not as bad as the Knickerbocker Glories!

I played Morgan at Fifa but I lost because I had the Knickerbockers.

by hazatrand February 5, 2019

knickerbocker

banging; a useful word; another way to say pants(refer to the definition of "pants")

Go knickerbocker your grandma!

by IDidntHaveOne April 4, 2003

knickerbocker

An immature move requiring someone to fart into a plastic bottle, cap it, and open and squeeze the plastic bottle to blow fart contents into another's face.

Did you see the look on that guys face after he got Knickerbockered?

by Mark Jizzowns October 18, 2006

Knickerbocker

When two people 69, but tongue each other's booty holes instead.

Man: Hey babes...it sure has been a a while since we...ya know
Future Wife: The Knickerbocker?
Man: The Knickerbocker!
Future Wife: Gimme dat asshole
Man: Mmm. Ladies first..

by The Wise 0ld Man August 25, 2016