An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
by udu_ May 23, 2009
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Nelia is very beautiful and voluptuous.
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by AudenColby November 16, 2011
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by Camara laria May 1, 2019
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She is loyal, faithful and she loves being loved and wanted by her crush. She loves helping others and will help you emotionally, mentally, and physically. She is a very a nice, warm-heart person. She is a loyal friend and will protect and stay by your side for a lifetime and will never leave unless given a reason. She is smart and funny. She is every sociable and will stick up a conversation or will try to entertain you so you won't be bored.
Noelia gets want she wants no lie, if you ever get her make sure you never ever leave her because you will notice this. Other hoes ain't like her.
If you touch her loved one or someone dear to her or hurt them, she will turn into a crazy bitch and kill your ass.
She is very nice and if any of you ever find one spoil her and doesn't want you to, spoil her still do it.
Noelia has a very horrible side too if you get on that, side fake hoes....she find you and will beat your ass but yeah never let a Noelia leave your side or else you are done for and she will never return. She will leave forever.
She is loyal, faithful and she loves being loved and wanted by her crush. She loves helping others and will help you emotionally, mentally, and physically. She is a very a nice, warm-heart person. She is a loyal friend and will protect and stay by your side for a lifetime and will never leave unless given a reason. She is smart and funny. She is every sociable and will stick up a conversation or will try to entertain you so you won't be bored.
Noelia gets want she wants no lie, if you ever get her make sure you never ever leave her because you will notice this. Other hoes ain't like her.
If you touch her loved one or someone dear to her or hurt them, she will turn into a crazy bitch and kill your ass.
She is very nice and if any of you ever find one spoil her and doesn't want you to, spoil her still do it.
Noelia has a very horrible side too if you get on that, side fake hoes....she find you and will beat your ass but yeah never let a Noelia leave your side or else you are done for and she will never return. She will leave forever.
by OriginalMissVodka October 7, 2017
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Get the Nelisiwe mug.She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.
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