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adj.
1) Weird, out of place, odd, different
2) Confusing, nonsensical
Always said with emphasis, perhaps derived from something along the lines of "This is stupid...next!"
1) "What you goin' out with her for, man? She's NEXT, yo"
2) "Yo, guy, this math problem is NEXT"
Next by Nadia July 9, 2004
Related Words
A nerdy text message sent to, or received by, another person.
That was such a next you sent me.

They are nexting each other.

He just nexted me.
next by defried July 10, 2011
This is a secondary method of claiming ownership over a previously unowned object after dibs has already been established over said object.

To "call next" is to denote who will obtain the next usage of the object after the "dibser" has had his/her fill.

To those who are unfamiliar with "Dibs Protocol," calling dibs on an object overrides any claims of ownership made simply by finding the object in question.
Person 1: Hey look, I found a pie.
Person 2: Dibs.
Person 3: I call next.
Person 1: Damn it.
next by Ghost Crab March 3, 2009
Used to describe anything wierd, strange or unusual.
That chick's face looks next boy
Next by Billy Christmas January 30, 2007
An exclamatory word used to describe doing something (usually difficult) with ease; bring on the next task for me to complete, this is too easy. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being very easy.
Student 1: Have you finished the homework yet?
Student 2: Yup, next.

or

Student 1: How did you find the test?
Student 2: That shit was next.
Next by tastyresort January 20, 2023
What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.
Phil: I just got done taking a piss...

Josh: Next.
next by T Hizzle May 24, 2005