newpher

Industrious, eternal optimist. Never gives up. Stealth, fish documentarian.

I put the Newpher on the wannabe fisherman.

by SteelHeadSlayer June 4, 2023

newphone riche

somebody who recently increased their income a moderate amount and flaunts it by always buying the latest iPhone or other tech products. Portmanteau with “nouveau riche” (someone who recently got rich and likes to show off their wealth)

Ever since Jeff got hired as a software engineer he’s been totally newphone riche with his iPhone 17 Max, Apple Watch, and smart home appliances.

by JMT91 February 19, 2025

Lij Nephence

A controlling dinner lady who savagely hands out hand stamps and is in control wether or not the grass is correct to play on.

The grass looks good to me
You get a stamp Niall
Thanks Lij Nephence we love you

by RhosHelygFan01 April 18, 2018