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New Year

A time that hasn't happened yet, but signifies the end of all the past New Years. Since it's a New Year, people usually make resolutions with themselves and/or others in order to forfity themselves and their self-respect, or whatever the reason.
This year I plan on killing you
by Larstait December 25, 2003
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New year’s

New year’s is basically the Earth’s birthday party and everyone celebrates it all together to show how thankful they are for the earth.
Anthony: HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!!
Ryan: Dude you know it’s the Earth’s birthday right? Of course not, you only think about yourself
by Petra Douvalakis October 16, 2019
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new year's

Guy1: You going to work on new year's?
Guy2: No fucking way.
by tax012 January 8, 2009
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new year's

Where the world celebrates another rotation of the earth around the sun. In most countries it is celebrated on the 31st of December. However this is an arbitrary day. A new year should really start after an equniox (either spring or autumn, this is where the length of the day and night are equal, both are 12 hours) or even after a solstice (again either summer or winter). In this case this is where the day or night is at its longest for the year.
new year's is celebrated on the wrong day
by Jimmy to the April 10, 2006
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new years

new years
1. When a female is made to consume so much alcohol that she passes out.
i'm so using the new years plan on her
by Castro May 27, 2004
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new years

1. A plan where a person is slipped Rohypnol and is sodomized.

2. A plan where a person is given drinks until they are totally drunk, then is sodomized.
by Godan April 28, 2004
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new year's

a stupid and pointless holiday used to celebrate the death of the old year and the coming of the new
"why does everyone celebrate new year's its just any other day"
by weird guy January 11, 2008
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