nettleton school district

a school full of bitches who are ugly as shit :) a lot of kids there are actually so slow , the teachers aren't teaching shit, some white girls there wanna be black so bad too

nettleton school district is not okay in any way

by faygoooooo September 19, 2020

Ben Nettleship

Ben Nettleship is a virgin.

Oh have you seen that virgin? He is such a Ben Nettleship right?

by Heyehhehehey October 27, 2019

nettleton

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011

netless

net-less. To be without the net. To not have an internet connection.

<Shinosuke> Damn man~ internet in NZ sucks so bad that I'm paying so much for a shit connection! If i keep this up.. I'm gonna be broke!!
<Person1> So? Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> Ughh.. If I'm broke.. i cant pay for the internet! Get it?! Then I'll be netless! Then you have noone to diss!!!!
<Person1> stfu. Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> AHHHH!! mofo!!!
* Shinosuke kills himself.

by Shinosuke May 11, 2004

Nettleman

A genius in the top percentile of intelligence.

Dog, did you hear about Jim's escape from jail. He's straight up nettleman.

by Charles Snyder January 13, 2009

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.

It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.

by Brekusz November 1, 2013