nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend

Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?

by Icebergtip July 8, 2023

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.

It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.

by Brekusz November 1, 2013

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

Stinging Nettle

When one cums on a girls chapped lips, and she receives a stinging sensation. This is similar to what it feels like to eat salty potato chips when one has chapped lips.

"Dude her lips were red today, probably from the stinging nettle I gave her last night!"

by Batchofnettles November 23, 2013

saratoga nettle

A sneaky thing

That theif is a saratoga nettle

by Bananasarekkhajiit November 26, 2017