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netball

(n.) A rather lame British game played by eight year old girls. With one rule change and a bigger playing area this effiminate game of skill and control becomes america's biggest sport, played by tall geeks and black homosexuals.
Netball, a girls game, became basketball


Rounders, a girls game, became baseball


rugby, an excellent game for real men, was adopted by repressed homos and called football, named after a very popular sport.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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netball

netball is a game mostly played by self centred, chavvy skets who roll their skorts up so high you can see their asshole.
“did ya kno i play netball?”
“it’s quite obvious, kateleigh-mae.”
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netball hair

a hair style that alt of time and effort has been put into...just for the sake to show off to the other girls, it usually consist of alot of plaits and an overuse of ribbon and bows.
"wow shes intimidating", "no dont be fooled its just the netball hair "
by ninnni May 12, 2009
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netball girl

A netball girl is someone who is a lesbien. Also see netball teacher.
My god so you know how the head of P. E has made us be a netball girl my 30 year old boyfriend is going to be so mad at me
by JustARandomBerrii February 25, 2020
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is netball a sport

ABSOLUTELY NOT. Netball is a wimpy sport, and should never be recognized as one. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.
by Helpful Librarian August 17, 2017
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cambridge university netball team

It an acronym for cunt. It's like you are calling them a cunt
You play for the Cambridge University Netball team

Fuck off you gay Cunt
by OWWWP August 1, 2018
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