Netanyahu

A poo big enough to kill a small child

I dropped a Netanyahu in the toilet this morning that could've killed thousands

by Geno's Side November 7, 2023

social netwanking

1. the stimulation or manipulation of one's own ego for self-gratification, through the use of online social networking media

2. self-gratification by (i) maintaining a presence within online social networks and (ii) believing that having online "friends" or "followers" means you are actually popular

Social netwanking was his favorite pastime, so Jim didn't believe that playing with yourself on facebook can make you go blind until it was too late...

by Antisocial Networker October 23, 2009

Netan

Netan means some who has been send by the god in Hebrew. It also mean a charmer who has a way with ladies. You will see someone named Netan around ladies getting laid. They do have a downside, they have a hard getting into a serious long term relationship but that doesn't mean they can't get into on. They also have a very great sense of humour. Basically they have jokes in their head and are a beast on the bed.

Man 1 - Is that Netan!?
Man 2 - Ladies are around him must be Netan.

by FastNet June 1, 2018

Social Netwanker

One who relentlessly trawls through myspace and facebook, looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Once found the netwanker will stalk his or her prey through a succesion of messages and comments, in the misguided belief that at some point there may be some kind of physical liason.

"I opened my inbox on Monday morning and it was full of social netwankers"

by Rudonja July 30, 2007

Netwank

Guy who goes to adult sites to read funny commentaries.
Person with these interests is called netwanker.

A: What you've been doing last night ?
B: Nothing spectacular, just had netwank till midnight.

by Bl4ppy August 22, 2017

Netanel

God

I worship netanel

by The_guru_of names November 14, 2021

Social Netwanking

1. Verb: using pictures of contemporaries added as 'friends' on social networking sites such as Facebook in order to arouse and stimulate oneself.
Phrase coined by David Swift in 2009.

Fancy coming out for a pint, Percy?

Not tonight mate, I'm going on Facebook for a bit of social netwanking.

by FS2460 February 15, 2010