neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

neuticals

A pair of prosthetic testicles for male dogs who have just been neutered; meant to prevent trauma/ anxiety of said male dog learning he no longer has any balls.

Tucker's neuticals are very well-proportioned to his body.

by Trish the Dish August 27, 2003

Neotic

A insubstantial nightmare, appearing real in biblical proportion while trying to wake up but appears that you have, but have not.

Person 1: I just had an neotic dream.
Person 2: How do you know you're awake then?

by Bat Weasel September 23, 2009

neptizzle

From the Snoop Dogg song, "From the Chuch to da Street" meaning Neptune, in leiu of Ferrel's first beat making group.

"It's the big Neptizzle chillin' with the Snoopy D O double gizzle!"

by MW Thang July 29, 2003

nestication

Slang term for a grossly overzealous public display of affection between two people, or a PDA. Conjugations: (to) nesticate, (they are) nesticating, (they have) nesticated, (they are acting) nesticatorially.

You two! No nesticating in the band closet!

Nestication is forbidden at this party.

by Disgusted Citizen May 1, 2008

napticipation

you get 'napticipation' when you are really tired and keep looking at the clock waiting for the time you are able to take a nap.

I get off work at 4:30 today, so i have 3 more hours of napticipation.

by lee lee liar March 23, 2007

neuticals

A pair of bollocks, or testicles, that are in fact fake. Kinda like what Barbie's lover, Ken, has.

Did you hear? Lee Blackburn, aged 17, of Fleetwood in England was involved in a horrible accident. He got his balls trapped in his boyfriend's ringpiece and had to have them amputated, he's now got NEUTICALS!!! AAAHHAah hah hahaha!!!

by King Ralph of Macedonia (JayC) May 8, 2003