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neopolitan popsickle

when man is partaking in vaginal intercourse with a female while she is on her menstral cycle, right before the man achieves an orgasm he pulls out of the vagina and places the blood covered penis in side the females rectum, once achieving an orgasm in the rectum, he then pulls his penis out of the rectum and places it in the females mouth. (sickest sex act known to man)
"while Cindy was on the rag Bill gave her a Neopolitan popsickle
by created by Ty Chambers December 27, 2007
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Neopolitan Super Glazing

When a man procedes to use the method of Rusty Toolshed while a woman is on her period. The woman then pushes the mixture out into a cup, where a man mastubates until he busts into the mixture. The now completed mixture is then poured into the man's anus with the aid of a funnel, and is then excreted ino the woman's mouth. She is then punched in the face while simultaneously swallowing, causing the mixture to squirt out of her nose. The man now laughs at his creation, his lover now covered in bubbly jizzblood, liquified shit, and nasal mucus.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!

Example 2:

I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.
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Mexican neopolitan whip

The act of injecting ones penis into her poop chute, thus developing a smear of faecal matter on said penis. Then removing shaft from the anal cavity and inserting into a bloody axe wound and proceeding to ejaculate. Thus creating three colours of fun to chow down on from her own waffle
Hey baby want to try a Mexican neopolitan whip?
by macdaddy_1827 November 13, 2013
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Neopolitan Pony Ride

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.
After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.
by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009
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neopolitan

An ice-cream flavor that is composed of separate bands of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla.
Neopolitan ice-cream tastes good.
by AYB April 4, 2003
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Neopolitan Shake

When you jackhammer fuck someone in the ass (chocolate), tear it open(strawberry) and then jizz in them(vanilla).
Hey Vincent that Neopolitan Shake you gave me last night is still dripping down my legs. Wanna play Doctor and stitch me up?
by 87XRAY August 18, 2010
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Neopolitan

To have sex with 3 women at the same time; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead(vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, respectively)
Dan Heller is a pimp, yo. Last night he got with a sweede, a spic and a mic!
Word!? You mean he had a neopolitan?
by A. Lazarus November 15, 2004
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