nelson

noun. a long, continuous, massive turd resulting from eating a foot-long sub.

Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.

Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.

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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????

Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!

by gimmedatmoet April 25, 2011

nelson

nelsoning. (v.) to lie. spam, invite yourself somewhere (adj.) to be a liar, compulsive lies.

My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.

by JjHair November 23, 2009

nelson

Noun. Describes a piece of feces partially protruding out of a dog's anus but not fully ejected; caused by the involuntary sphincter contraction during sudden fear, surprise, or sheer terror; the noun can be modified to describe how far out the feces made it, i.e.: quarter nelson, half nelson, full nelson.

Wow, did you see the green half nelson on that poor doggie when that bear jumped out of the bushes?

by messner August 12, 2018

nelson

the act of fondling a males testicles (preferably sweaty testicles) while inserting your forearm up to your elbow into their anal cavity.

eliot: Dude im so bored and we got no buds left.... what can we do?
fergal: Wanna crack a phat nelson?
eliot: Fuck yea man build up a sweat and well pull a nelson!

by The Fritz Machine! March 02, 2009

Nelson

A very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

What a Role Model Nelson is.

I want to be like Nelson someday.

by Beautiful Reality July 08, 2016

Nelson

A proper scooter trick that is executed with style and ease

That b lip whip was a fucking Nelson

by John Smithed February 24, 2020

Nelson

A very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

Dam that guy goes to the gym his name must be nelson

by Anaconda 101 November 29, 2019