Nukking it

"Nukking it," or often referred to as "pulling a Nukkies." Is when someone fails, no matter how big or small of a fail, any fail will suffice.

other tenses - Nuked it, Don't Nuke it, etc.

"Did you see that guy try and push the pull door and hit his face?"

"Hahaha yeah, he totally Nuked it man!"

or

"Bet she nukes it"

or

"Bro, you're totally Nukking it!!

by Pineapple palm tree April 4, 2011

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

by babybeem December 20, 2014

Obama Necking

While passing cars on the highway that display Barack Obama bumper sticker(s) you turn your head while passing to see if the driver is black or white.

"Man, I almost rear-ended somone this morning on my way to work. I saw a Honda with an 'Obama 09' sticker and I was so busy Obama Necking that I almost slammed into the car in front of me."

by Young79 October 21, 2008

nekkin

to not be carrying a gun

i just got out off jail so i was nekkin, my hommie came by my block and said that we have to get his bro's bike back and i said no i cant im nekkin and he said that hes carrying a spare just incase and gave it to me

by Reshawn John March 21, 2007

Necking

THE "hip" word for kissing and making out when I was a young teenager in the 70's.

"Rick and I were necking for hours in Carla's bedroom! I STOPPED him from putting his hands down my pants though - I wouldn't go THAT far!"

by ClairBecker May 23, 2018