neeps

Neeps an old Scottish slang word for mashed turnip, a root vegetable

"on rabbie burns night, you eat Haggis, Neeps and Tatties"
on Robert Burns night, you eath Haggis, Mashed Turnip and Mashed Potatos

by Scotlands Voice September 03, 2012

neep

A super tiny frog that is less than a centimeter in length.

Oh snap, there's a neep on my finger!!!

by blahneepblah June 15, 2009

Neep

1.Scottish word for turnip.

2.A person with downs syndrome.

Guy 1: What's wrong with that guy over there?

Guy 2: I think he might be a Neep, poor guy.

by HatNairyFigger March 07, 2019

Neep

A person who has a small penis and enjoys the act of frantic masturbation.

My mate's a right Neep, he won't stop playing with his tiny cock!

by Hunter April 24, 2005

Neep

verb; to complain

Stop neeping about bad sex and try something different.

by Neep-o-lot April 18, 2011

neep

Using the brunch mentality (the in-between meal for breakfast and lunch), neep is a word to describe a period of rest longer than a nap but shorter than a full-blown sleep.

"I ran to the store, dropped the kids off at school, took a neep, then made dinner".

by DMCG March 24, 2006

Neep

The deepest sleep one can have throughout the night.
Derived from nighttime and sleep combined together.

Person 1: "Dude you look extremely tired."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm about to go get some neep."

Person 1: "What are you doing tonight when you get home?"
Person 2: "Whenever I get home, I'm grabbing a snack and going to neep!"

by Tildobaggins August 24, 2021