neatmike

Neat mike or messy mike is a messy man who drinks out of an aliens head, plays car soccer and gets a boner over Hellen Keller

Why are you playing pubg you are almost as gay as neatmike

by Mikes x Hellen Keller May 21, 2018

Huh, neat

An expression used when something is mildly interesting enough to warrant a response, but not interesting enough to say anything of note or meaning.

"Hey did you see Zach's beard, it's growing in better than I thought it would."

"huh, neat."

by philbobaggins February 17, 2017

neato

a cool little word that is very enjoyable to say. neato can mean "wow, that was really cool!" or "awesome" or it can just be a neato way to say 'neat'.

you:look orange socks!
me:neato!!

by your name here April 29, 2004

netvet

someone who has been around since the birth of the internet. Usually beginning their online life on dial up bulletin board systems or bbss.

Old dude (me): Hey, I remember the birth of the internet
kid: wow, are you a netvet?
Old dude (me): Shut up you fuckin turd or I'll kill your mum.

by DayDay8421 January 13, 2009

Soft and Neat

Soft and Neat is a quote from the DanAndPhilCrafts video Potato Prints. It is used to describe how you stamp a potato print on an 8x4 sheet of paper, and it is also used to bring up Satan.

Now, don't forget Johnny, soft and neat, soft and neat, soft and neat

by ManlyOlPhan April 2, 2017

Neato Burrito

The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.

"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "

by Jon B-C January 25, 2014

Neat

1. An expression that means something is wonderful, terrific, or cool.

2. A term for serving a spirit straight, in a glass without any ice or mixers.

3. To be clean, orderly and tidy.

1. That is a really neat car.

2. I like my whiskey neat.

3. James likes to keep a house very neat.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006